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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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