Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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