I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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