The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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