I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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