He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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