It's like God shit irony all over that family
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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