my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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