I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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