YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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