I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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