i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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