I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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