Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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