I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I will be naked everywhere
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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