When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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