you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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