You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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