I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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