omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
