butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
one might say we're banned from that church
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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