i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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