dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
