I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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