i just wanna soil my oats bro
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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