I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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