I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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