Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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