Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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