walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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