WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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