well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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