I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
either way he was missing a nipple.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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