She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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