It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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