Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Plan B is the new Plan A
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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