i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
