Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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