these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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