i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
