It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Operation Purity has been aborted
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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