i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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