But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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