Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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