I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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