Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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