Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
