if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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