You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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