we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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