Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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