I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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