She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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