He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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