It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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