Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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