Sry I called you an 8
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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