FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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